The Instant Buzzword Generator

Never be stuck for a technical expression again with the instant buzzword generator. Just pick a word from each column and hey-presto some technical jargon!

Column 1

Column 2

Column 3

0

integrated

management

options

1

total

organisational

flexibility

2

systematised

monitored

capability

3

parallel

reciprocal

mobility

4

functional

digital

programming

5

responsive

logic

concept

6

optical

transitional

time-phase

7

synchronised

incremental

projection

8

compatible

thrid-generation

hardware

9

balanced

policy

contingency

Detailed Instructions

Simply select a word from each column and add them to a sentance to convince all around you that you have mastery of the jargon.

For example select words 8, 3 and 5 from columns 1, 2 an d 3 respectively and hay presto you get:

compatible + reciprocal + concept

then when you want to impress you could say "I think we should be particularly concerned with the compatible reciprocal concept.".

This buzzword generator was derived from a Honeywell card produced to encourage people to communicate clearly and understandably.